ComeBacks...

Why does it takes 101 of bin Ladens men to change a light bulb?

One holds the bulb and the rest screws the house...

 

You are so stupid...you were outwitted by a dimwit

 

You're so short I believe you can dangle you legs sitting on the carpet

 

LOL! and Yikes!

 

You've hit rock bottom and proceeded to dig.

 

This is a feminist one, I don't like

"How many men are needed to change the higienic paper roll? None. They have never done that"

Guys, this is a bit true

ps: sometimes i change the higienic paper... this is a bit true

 

There are no wrong answers, however, if there were, that would be it.

 

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

hehe..

 

Women were only an afterthought, made FOR the man.

 

Heh! You really say?? LOL!! Chew at this one then

"The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs "

 

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent ...wedding cake.

 

LOL!!! Poor Guy on the wedding night then..... a sound sleeping wife.. LOL

You're a lot of fun!!! *hugs*

 

Another *random* one:

You look like something one would find behind the toilet at a cheap motel.

 

Omg!. That was a meanie!!! LOL!! Here's another:

"Guys are like roses watch out for the pricks"

 

"We're sorry, you can't fit on the airplane... any airplane."

 

"When you feel for singing.. just don't. I don't want my windows broke."

 

Men never grow up, but women are never young.

 

Red Adair (the man who puts out fires in oil rigs) was giving a speech somewhere in the UK. Any Questions? Yes, said one man. How many people does it take for you to stay in the field? ask one man. Red Adair said he would start the answer by asking the man the same question. Apparently there were around 20 (or it could have been 50) in the office supporting the man in the street. Red Adair said that in his business there was Mabel, who typed the bills.