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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ManagerJosh, Oct 9, 2002.

  1. Helén

    Helén Posting Queen

    Why does it takes 101 of bin Ladens men to change a light bulb?

    One holds the bulb and the rest screws the house...
     
  2. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Benevolent Dictator Staff Member

    You are so short that you need a ladder to climb up the curb :D
     
  3. lewdini

    lewdini Moderate Sith Lord

    You are so stupid...you were outwitted by a dimwit
     
  4. Helén

    Helén Posting Queen

    You're so short I believe you can dangle you legs sitting on the carpet
     
  5. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Benevolent Dictator Staff Member

    You are so fat that you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck
     
  6. Helén

    Helén Posting Queen

    LOL! and Yikes! :LOL:
     
  7. Droz

    Droz New Member

    You've hit rock bottom and proceeded to dig.
     
  8. Emidio

    Emidio New Member

    This is a feminist one, I don't like :p

    "How many men are needed to change the higienic paper roll? None. They have never done that"

    Guys, this is a bit true

    ps: sometimes i change the higienic paper... this is a bit true :LOL: :LOL:
     
  9. Droz

    Droz New Member

    There are no wrong answers, however, if there were, that would be it.
     
  10. Helén

    Helén Posting Queen

    God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

    hehe..
     
  11. Droz

    Droz New Member

    Women were only an afterthought, made FOR the man.
     
  12. Helén

    Helén Posting Queen

    Heh! You really say?? LOL!! Chew at this one then :LOL: :p

    "The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs "
     
  13. Droz

    Droz New Member

    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent ...wedding cake.
     
  14. Helén

    Helén Posting Queen

    LOL!!! Poor Guy on the wedding night then..... a sound sleeping wife.. LOL

    You're a lot of fun!!! *hugs*
     
  15. Droz

    Droz New Member

    Another *random* one:

    You look like something one would find behind the toilet at a cheap motel.
     
  16. Helén

    Helén Posting Queen

    Omg!. That was a meanie!!! LOL!! Here's another:

    "Guys are like roses watch out for the pricks"
     
  17. Droz

    Droz New Member

    "We're sorry, you can't fit on the airplane... any airplane."
     
  18. Helén

    Helén Posting Queen

    "When you feel for singing.. just don't. I don't want my windows broke."
     
  19. PhilipTarbuck

    PhilipTarbuck New Member

    Men never grow up, but women are never young.
     
  20. PhilipTarbuck

    PhilipTarbuck New Member

    Red Adair (the man who puts out fires in oil rigs) was giving a speech somewhere in the UK. Any Questions? Yes, said one man. How many people does it take for you to stay in the field? ask one man. Red Adair said he would start the answer by asking the man the same question. Apparently there were around 20 (or it could have been 50) in the office supporting the man in the street. Red Adair said that in his business there was Mabel, who typed the bills.
     

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