Sims 2 Haiku Thread I've had a silly Idea: a thread of Haikus About the Sims 2. Post stories of their Trials and tribulations Or just funny things. To find out about How to write Haikus (if you Don't know), go here: http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#howtowritehaiku (Obviously, we'll Have to be a bit loose With some rules .)
Haiku Play chess or console Watch TV, ponder my new drapes-- Oops, I starved to death Five loves and one bed Make me tired, cranky, hungry And my wife jealous Drag and drop walling Too far again, **** this house Exit without save Townie girl is cute She leaves never to return But calls every night
Houses of chaos, Sims with multiple affairs, I'm losing my hair. The babies are mad, The kids are just plain beserk, Teenagers are jerks. I can't write Hiakus As I am sure you can see. I apologise.
Don't worry. Strictly speaking a haiku can only be written in Japanese On a point of order, mister chairman I thought that a haiku was just a single verse ... that's the challenge to say summat in 17 syllables. And the points of ellipsis are almost compulsory! That's why I like 'em .... BTW I loved this one by Rowanstaff:-Play chess or console Watch TV, ponder my new drapes-- Oops, I starved to death -- awesome! ... and new one of mine ... Confucious would say, "He who tire of playing Sims ... "Not got long to wait!"
Thesmi slept on the floor, Her moods desecrated by A strange and awful bug, As Lucy the maid Gave birth to her first baby - A sweet, brown-eyed girl. Yishank, the father Was talking to the mirror - He didn't notice.
My poor little Sims Curse those Tuesdays and Thursdays Yet more bills to pay Stupid computer It has blown up yet again Stupid repairmen
Frazzled hair appears, No skill to fix trash compact, Current run through veins. I'm not very good at Haikus but it describes a Sim getting electrocuted Edit: Just thought of one for Goopy Gilscarbo. Goopy with his big jaw, Him being Fluffy's human lunch, Good ol' Fluffy.
