ComeBacks...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ManagerJosh, Oct 9, 2002.

  1. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Benevolent Dictator Staff Member

    ComeBacks...

    This is strictly for humor folks. If it gets out of hand, I'm locking it up and throwing away the key.

    Please observe the following rules while posting here...

    1) Comebacks aren't directed at a person directly
    2) Comebacks aren't directed towards someone's family remember
    3) Keep a level of decency
    4) Nothing Obscene (over PG-13)
    5) Don't offend anyone.
     
  2. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Benevolent Dictator Staff Member

    I'll start it off :)


    You are so fat that when you went to school, you sat next to EVERYBODY. :)
     
  3. Jake

    Jake New Member

    i'm better at sarcastic stuff.... right at the moment kind of thing. and i could prolly offend some one.. but then so could eveyrone
     
  4. Tweety

    Tweety New Member

    I don't think you're an idiot, but what's my opinion campared to that of thousands of others?

    www.insults.net
     
  5. Helén

    Helén Posting Queen

    Why is men always putting in expensive and firstclass stereos in junk cars? Because they seem to think the car runs better on good music. :p:p:p

    *shakes her head and hops away*
     
  6. lewdini

    lewdini Moderate Sith Lord

    Lol!!!
     
  7. Bryan

    Bryan Member

    Does that mean we cant say Your Moma
     
  8. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Benevolent Dictator Staff Member

    Yes dude..that would be directing an insult at someone


    You are so fat that when you went on a diet, three undeveloped nations had enough to eat.
     
  9. Bryan

    Bryan Member

    thats a good one ;)

    Your so stupid you got hit by a parked car :D that one is old :D
     
  10. Helén

    Helén Posting Queen

    :D Sheesh!!! :D LOL!!! :D
    This is a poster I actually have on my bathroomdoor. Why? It always annoy someone hehe. Got a copy from my physician and it's supposed to be a Polish say:

    "A woman that beats her husband on a regular basis, is apt to be both fast and mobile."
    :p:p:p
     
  11. Bryan

    Bryan Member

    hmm...
     
  12. timz2rules

    timz2rules New Member

    *thinks* sarcasm is what i use...
     
  13. Bryan

    Bryan Member

    Hey Thats Mine!! YOU Stole It!!
     
  14. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Benevolent Dictator Staff Member

    I wouldn't say your stupid, but when testing your IQ, you couldn't even test it...You had to dig for it.
     
  15. timz2rules

    timz2rules New Member

    um no dude, i didn't, thats what i've been using...

    "Your so dumb, when you goto turn on the thinking lightbulb, it burns out"

    that ones sad...
     
  16. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Benevolent Dictator Staff Member

    I wouldn't say your fat, but you made it onto Jenny Craig's Ten Most Wanted List :D
     
  17. lewdini

    lewdini Moderate Sith Lord

    your iq is so low...we have to dig for it!
     
  18. Jake

    Jake New Member

    if your smart, then a cow is a genius...
     
  19. lewdini

    lewdini Moderate Sith Lord

    what makes you think you are fat, fatso?
     
  20. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Benevolent Dictator Staff Member

    I wouldn't say your fat, but last time you went on a ferris wheel, the people on the very top starved to death :D
     

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