Eye Protection Bargain? Couldn't resist sharing this http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8781207706 (It's the baby that tickles me ... )
You'd be surprised what people will buy from Rob. His website has been a favorite haunt of mine for a few years now especially his wacky science projects and his ongoing campaign against certain pyramid selling herb-based product (and their campaign against him). I would post a link but as the site bears his name which includes 4 letters that refer to a <ahem> non-egg laying chicken I can't be bothered. His site is, howerver accessible from the ebay page (and it is 100% wholesome fun including establishing how much is inside a million dollars and the mad attempt to find out how much is inside Glad clingwrap. It's his wife I feel sorry for ... although as Stacey turned up in a number of stories in the years leading up to the wedding, she probably knew what she was getting into It must be interesting to live with a man who is constantly either dreaming up pranks (such as putting spoof pages into a TGIF menus), or making fancy dress costumes (like his Dr. Octopus costume ... also sold off on eBay after he'd worn it to the party), or just melting, burning or generally destroying stuff to find out how it worked
Speaking as one who's married to Rob's apparent "separated at birth" twin, it's not so bad. Halloween is quite an event at our house. One year my husband "beheaded" my SIL repeatedly, causing more than one little costumed cherub to go screaming back to Mum. Then there was the scary baby doll with the moving parts that made some kids not want to ask us for candy. He once burned kale into a paperback in the microwave and tried to sell it on his website as a one-of-a-kind item. (I made him take me out for dinner. Phew what a smell.) He put popcorn in all of his college roommate's dresser drawers, filled to the top, put tiny plastic babies in petrie dishes for science class ... I could go on. My husband, the prankster. He knows better than to pull one on me, though, ever since that rubber band around the sink sprayer incident ... I really am a witch before my first cuppa.
