Too Much of a good thing Is A Bad Thing. . . What's too much?

Obviously, your house is infested with bugs because you killed all of the spiders. Stop killing the spiders. Spiders are much less annoying than flies. Flies insist on bugging you, landing on you, walking all over you, and generally being a nuisance. Spiders do none of these things and mostly just crawl along the wall every now and then. If you're not gonna eat 'em, and you have too many other bugs, leave 'em alone.

 

I didn't say I kill them. I hate them too much to even touch them with a tissue paper.

 

You two are worse than a couple of five year olds in a sandbox with only one shovel.

So, how do you like your spiders? Fricaseed, fried or raw?

 

Raw. The other options really detract from the spontaneous nature of spider-consumption.